On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the
earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that
man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so
that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had
to scoop the litterbox.
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About Me
- Henry Big/mouth
- Lowell, Massachusetts, United States
- I'm disabled and I have a form of MD called Congenital Muscular Dystrophy. I will talk about things that are on my mind and all different topics.
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